Kyle Valenti Kyle may be a jerk sometimes, but he sure does know how to kiss. It's like some unwritten law of the universe: all the jerks of the world are blessed with great technique. Kyle's kisses are always so clean--never slobbering or wet but actually quite enjoyable. He knows just where to put his hands, too. The only problem with his kissing is when he decides to kiss you. It comes as a complete surprise. So watch out, it'll come when you never even suspect it. I was just sitting on the couch, watching him play some video game and all of the sudden, he paused and leaned over, kissing me lightly on the mouth. That was the beginning of one make-out session I won't forget in a long time. Still, just like Liz Ortecho discovered, his personality really isn't worth the trade-off. previous <-- kiss --> next [go back]