Stan (the cook)

I finally got Stan, this guy in my PE class, alone in the little alcove underneath the bleachers in the gym. I can't figure out his last name, though. I even asked Stacey Scheinin because you know how she makes it a priority to keep tabs on every male creature within 30 miles. But she didn't know either! Which means, Stan is definitely not one of the elite. Not even one on the list, at all. Not even negative on the list. That's one uncool guy. And after seeing the way he kisses, I don't have any sympathy. Stan likes to eat your face when he kisses. It's just like...ahhh! and then his entire mouth is on your mouth.

Eat me, right.

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