1) They usually die within the first week.
2) They clog up the toilets.
3) They are hard to pet.
4) They are either too fat or too thin.
5) They are stupid enough to overeat and kill themselves.
6) They never close their eyes and that's just creepy.
7) They have no clue that you even exist.
8) They swim in circles all day.
9) They are impossible to train.
10) They make a mess of the tank, so you can clean it.
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Top Ten Reasons Why Goldfish Make Lousy Pets