Patrick Briscoe

I think Pat tries way too hard to be romantic. He closes his eyes, then slowly moves in for the kiss but since he has his eyes closed, he can't find your lips. I don't know how many times he planted a kiss on my chin or my cheekbone. Once, I think he got my eye. And, he loves the Black Hole Putt-Putt Golf Course. It's all he ever talks about. Hole-in-one this, par 3 that. Maybe one of these days he'll get a hole-in-one where it counts.

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