I, the Stud

*1) Making month-of-the-year underpants.
2) Manufacturing real puke instead of the fake kind they have at party stores.
3) Producing flame proof matches.
4) Making keyboards without any of the vowels.
5) Selling ejection seats for helicopters.
6) Mass production of fake toenails.
7) Mass production of solar powered flashlights.
8) Making cars and naming them something that means "dosen't go," like Nova.
9) Manufactuaring puzzles that can never be solved.
10) Manufacturing helmets for kamikazi pilots.